Ok you can stop smiling now.“You know..for once I can’t think of anything. Have you got any ideas?”
“I honestly don’t think I ate all day, want to munch on some churros or something?”

“Hmm..pigging out on churros sounds like a good plan!”
“But Gilbert….Please? I will make you paella! Or give you some churros! Forgive me?”
He’s not going to fall for it, nope..they can stare at him all day with their stupid..
..
…face.
…..
……..
……….
…………fuck.
“Fine. But if you do it again, I’ll feed you to my bruder’s dogs!”
“Gracias! I promise, I won’t. Now, we should do something fun. Anything in mind you want to do?”

Ok you can stop smiling now.
“You know..for once I can’t think of anything. Have you got any ideas?”
“But Gilbert….Please? I will make you paella! Or give you some churros! Forgive me?”

He’s not going to fall for it, nope..they can stare at him all day with their stupid..
..
…face.
…..
……..
……….
…………fuck.

“Fine. But if you do it again, I’ll feed you to my bruder’s dogs!”
(Quelle: prussianation)
“I have seen yours and I was not impressed.”
“I’m the most impressive thing you will see for a long time, get used to it.”
(Quelle: prussianation)
“If you had bothered you’d have not only known that i’ve been with Hugh in Edinburgh for a few months. But also that I have only just came back, because of an incident with Ludwig.
And I’m not mad, I’m pissed.”
“I been busy as well, plus, if I didn’t know where you were, how could I come visit you?”
“Lo siento, amigo. What can I do to make it up to you? I don’t want you upset with me.”
“I have a phone!!”
Makes a show of getting his out, showing him then throwing it at his head in emphasis. Good job the handset was so robust, he was dropping or throwing it often enough.
“You can kiss my arse!”
Y E L P S, really? He had already had an head injury, let’s add another to that list, right Gilbert?
“That won’t be happening, come on. Gilbert, por favor amigo. Forgive me?”

“Don’t you pull that stupid face at me you arschloch!”
Goes to retrieve his phone, quite ready to launch it again if the need arose. Though the way they were looking at him, he felt himself slowly losing the will to be angry with him.
Throws a pink vibrator at her head.“Have fun.”“It’s for all those lonely dark nights you’ll have”.“I do not like pink, but I am quite sure this is more suited for your tastes, Gilbert.”
“You can paint it, even put a face on it and pretend its your only friend.”
“Or I could visit that other Gilbert… He would not throw fake flamboyant genitalia at me.”
“Ja..go ahead— he’ll just show you his own.”
“… I will take it and shove it down your throat, so you will choke on it.”
“Nein danke, I’d rather choke on Hugh’s cock. You know, the real none plastic and none vibrating type.”
“… Ew.”
“I forgot, you haven’t seen a real one before. “
“If you had bothered you’d have not only known that i’ve been with Hugh in Edinburgh for a few months. But also that I have only just came back, because of an incident with Ludwig.
And I’m not mad, I’m pissed.”
“I been busy as well, plus, if I didn’t know where you were, how could I come visit you?”
“Lo siento, amigo. What can I do to make it up to you? I don’t want you upset with me.”
“I have a phone!!”
Makes a show of getting his out, showing him then throwing it at his head in emphasis. Good job the handset was so robust, he was dropping or throwing it often enough.
“You can kiss my arse!”

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Throws a pink vibrator at her head.“Have fun.”“It’s for all those lonely dark nights you’ll have”.“I do not like pink, but I am quite sure this is more suited for your tastes, Gilbert.”
“You can paint it, even put a face on it and pretend its your only friend.”
“Or I could visit that other Gilbert… He would not throw fake flamboyant genitalia at me.”
“Ja..go ahead— he’ll just show you his own.”
“… I will take it and shove it down your throat, so you will choke on it.”
“Nein danke, I’d rather choke on Hugh’s cock. You know, the real none plastic and none vibrating type.”